Do not walk behind me,for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is shallow.... In fact just sod off and leave me alone.
Always remember you are unique-just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.Neither one works.
If you tell the truth,you don't have to remember anything.
If at first you don't succeed,sky-diving is not for you.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
We are born naked ,wet and hungry,and get slapped on our rear end .Then,things just keep getting worse.
Never,under any circumstances,take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Confucius for Beginners
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Milda
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Re: Confucius for Beginners
Good judgment comes from bad experience....and most of that comes from bad judgment.
Some days you are the dog,some days you are the tree.
If you think nobody cares whether you are alive or dead,try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Generally speaking,you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again,it was probably well worth it.
Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way,when you do criticise them you are a mile away,and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Some days you are the dog,some days you are the tree.
If you think nobody cares whether you are alive or dead,try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Generally speaking,you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again,it was probably well worth it.
Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way,when you do criticise them you are a mile away,and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Re: Confucius for Beginners
Hi, Milda, Confucius also say:-"Wise dog not eat yellow snow" Cheers, A.B.
