Quote of the day

[abla43]

When there's nothing left to say, some numpty's guarranted to say it!!

[Hughie]

Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl. No superior alternative has yet been found. Sir Winston Churchill.

[michaelm]

I know a man who hardly said a word to his wife for 10 years ........ He didn't like butting in.

[michaelm]

She offered her honour .. He honoured her offer .. And all night long it was honour and offer.

[sweet caroline]

She offered her honour .. He honoured her offer .. And all night long it was honour and offer.

I bought that plaque at Woburn many moons ago
Remember my Doctor having a read
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[michaelm]

S.C. ... I worked for a number of years in the Butcher's shop in the New street Arcade in Stevenston. I remember this particular wee wooden plaque that we had displayed behind the counter drawing many a wry smile, even from the local Minister's wife.

[sweet caroline]

michaelm ,Yip sounds like mine .Not sure if I threw it out before ,or when I moved house from Ardrossan in 1977

So now you know were it came from Woburn Safari Park c1968

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[brian f]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

R.I.P. Stephen Sutton .

[Meg]

R.I.P. Stephen Sutton .

Yes indeed brian, Stephen Sutton, a young man who has been raising money for cancer whilst suffering from incurable cancer himself, lost his battle in the early hours of this morning. His page for fundraising is. :-


https://www.justgiving.com/stephen-sutton-tct

Meg

[Hughie]

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

[5siamese7]

Never apologise its a sign of weakness.

[Vivc113]

'You are only here once. Eat the Graham's ice cream.. Run off for the day casting caution to the wind..say what you really think'.

Quote from myself (!!)