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the Hare Krishna crowd doing there usual wee chant , i knew ah'd be safe wi them, they never gote picked up for being disorderly :roll: , so i sneaked inside :wink:
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joromomi wrote:the Hare Krishna crowd doing there usual wee chant , i knew ah'd be safe wi them, they never gote picked up for being disorderly :roll: , so i sneaked inside :wink:
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their wee huddle an they hud a guid laugh at ma predicament, thay threw wan o their sari's roon me an telt me tae chant, an a chanted HARRY!...HARRY!... an they haunded me a drum an a sterted playin wi aw ma might. When we neared the first bus stoap a bid them farewell an......
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..thanked thum for the sari..but to my dismay they wanted it back..if I wisnae gonny join thum then nae sari! :evil: Whit tae dae, whit tae dae? Jist as a wiz resignin masel tae a life o beggin in the airports, an A1 Bus pulled up... bein driven by none other than my long lost pal....
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who I thought wis still in Barlinnie, well jings, crivvens, help ma boab, ah wis that excited tae see him, ah jumped oan the bus :lol:
Ah didnae huv a tosser tae ma name, but ma auld pal would....
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joromomi wrote:who I thought wis still in Barlinnie, well jings, crivvens, help ma boab, ah wis that excited tae see him, ah jumped oan the bus :lol:
Ah didnae huv a tosser tae ma name, but ma auld pal would....

help me with to get back to my clydesdales and my clothes,
and then will...


Ellen. :)
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I'll squeez back intae ma breeks an get oan ma wie again
god whit a nightmair an am starvin i'll............
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To continue:
I'll chat up the conductress on this A1 bus ... she's from up the Hayocks and always fancied me. Wonder if this is her last run. I'll ask her... Hello hen how's it goin'? .....
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Fancy a wee walk doon the shore, it's a awfy nice.......
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:wink: :wink: :wink:
day,... a'll get her doon the shore an see how the wind blaws mibee if am lucky she'll let me see hur........
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wee tattoo, I heard it's right oan the tap o' her :wink:
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joromomi wrote:wee tattoo, I heard it's right oan the tap o' her ........
.....Left nippel, geez whit a place tae pit a tattoo. :shock: Well it's gettin offa cauld doon here oan the shore we better.....
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