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A Wee Tap on the Shoulder

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Jim McCreadie
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A Wee Tap on the Shoulder

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, almost hit a bus, mounted the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab.
Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver, I've driven a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Re: A Wee Tap on the Shoulder

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It, took me ten minutes to get that...then it clicked 🙄 :lol:
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