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Religious Squirrels

Post by Jim McCreadie » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:12 am

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do concerning an infestation of squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, it was concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and the Church should not interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church, the squirrels displayed an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to install a water-slide, and allow the squirrels to drown themselves. Unfortunately, the squirrels liked the slide and knew instinctively how to swim. Twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided not to harm any of God's creatures. So, the squirrels were humanely trapped and set free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels returned following the removal of the Baptists water-slide.

The Catholic church adopted a very creative strategy! All the squirrels were baptized and made members of the church. Now, they are seen only at Christmas and Easter.

Little was noted at the synagogue. Following the circumcision of the first squirrel, the presence of further squirrels had not been noted.
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Re: Religious Squirrels

Post by morag » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:17 am

"You don't have a Soul. You are a Soul. You have a body."

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