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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Exactly .I am saying no more.
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Seems like just about every woman HAS had a Tiger in her bed! 8)
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“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
― Jimmy Durante //silent
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As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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John Lambie, a former Partick Thistle manager, on being told that concussed striker Colin McGashan did not know who he was, said - "Tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it.
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Always liked this one:

If you have made mistakes - there is always another chance for you - you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.
~ Mary Pickford
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above the clouds the sky is always blue (except at night I guess..)
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Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth - Albert Einstein.
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The Earl of Sanwich to John Wilkes -"Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox," Wilkes is reported to have replied, "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress." Wee Ali
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I am not a Churchill fan but he left some memorable quotes. A couple -
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
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Mama always said "life was like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get". Forrest Gump
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