You know your getting older

[brian f]

When- You only have 1 Weetabix instead of 2

All the police look like teenagers

You are looking for your glasses and have them on

[bonzo]

I struggle with a dozen beers noo when I used to manage 16/18 and I make a noise when I stand up

[glenshena]

When the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope)

[brian f]

When the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope)

glenshena- Honestly it took me ages to work that out... I must be getting older

[brian f]

I made Rice Pudding twice recently- it turned into a complete disaster on both occasions.. How is this possible for such a simple recipe

I Remember when i plunked the school i was quite a dab hand at making it.. my pals loved it

[Hughie]

When shopkeepers give you the pensioner discount without asking if your eligible.

[brian f]

When the barber starts talking rubbish- You get the clippers out ..and do it yourself .

[brian f]

I get confused and worried about bin collection days over Xmas

[bonzo]

I get confused and worried about bin collection days over Xmas

That's the kind of year it's been Brian, my bin has been oot more often than I have

[brian f]

I get confused and worried about bin collection days over Xmas

That's the kind of year it's been Brian, my bin has been oot more often than I have

I know bonzo- What I normally do is move the bin the the night before a wee sqiuint and that reminds me in the morning