Ideas wanted - days out with visitor

[gnyaff]

Hi Catherine,

I wizn'ae sure whit he wiz up tae, a thocht mibbe the Irn Bru hud made hur week et the neez. Noo that yu've expaned it, that seems like a mare rational explanation. A'll go along wi that.

Wee Boney

P.S Remind me tae tell ye aboot Wee Geordie cummin back aff hiz hunneymune.

[Catherine Belle]

P.S Remind me tae tell ye aboot Wee Geordie cummin back aff hiz hunneymune.

Och, Wee Boney...Ah still cannae buleeve that Wee Geordie wid pick a mussel-bound lifeguard lassie ower Oor Josephine. Ah dae realise that he waited payshintly oan the sidelines fur an awfa long time, hopin agenst hope thit Josephine wid come tae hur senses an fly doon tae Oz tae be hiz wife. If only he'd hung in there a wee bit longer, ah've a feelin that Josephine wiz jist stertin tae come aroon....
Whit's his new wife like onywy? Ah'll bet she cannae haud a candull tae Josephine. An ah bet hur weedin froke wiz mingin tae! Kin ye no think o emdy else that's lukkin fur a lassie lik oor Josephine, tae settle doon wae? Seem an awfa shame tae let aw these luvvly weddin an bridesmaid's goons thit a luvingly picked oot, turn intae moth foddur.
Where did the happy cupple spend thur hunnymoon? Go ahead Wee Boney, gie us the details...rub it in...mibbe it'll pit Josephine in the mood tae stert husband huntin again.

Catherine

[Mac]

I'm a bit embarrased
Went away and didn't take the camera!!

Reason for "knackered sailor" was to do with a hat my friend bought me:



Will try to do better in future