Alan & Morag's Banter - continued ;-)

[morag]

I wiz a stowaway, trying tae escape fae Urdrussan..thank God the lorry stopped for petrol in Stevenston!

[Rowanside]

Hi Morag and all, The waddin was brill,lots oh the boys were "Aw kilt and nae knickers",we ended up having a "Lock in", in the tap Shoap",think ah bailed oot aboot 4am.Goat ah heid like ah stairheid the day.Nuther pairty in the T.S the night,its the grooms stag,!!!,yep sounds daft,he got marrit yesterday but his stag is the nicht.Ach well, wit dae ye expect frea us Urdrussun lads.

Love to all, spechully yon wee loony pal. xx

[morag]

Just lettin' his new wife know what life'll be like? You sit hame hen, ah'm goin' oot wi' the lads!
Glad you had a good time, yer heid'll be twice as bad tomorrow no doubt!

[Rowanside]

Ya got it in one babes xx

[Rowanside]

Nae in hoose,fone calls frae the ts asking if ah wiz still alive?, Said aye ,just, gonnie crash furra couple oh days,made sure Timmys o/k.Better behave,David has invited me to dinner the morns nicht.So much for the "Long Sleep".David and Ash want me to come to OZ next year.Thanked them,but i have been,and i dont have that kind of money any more.
What are your plans ?,ayn notion of comming home for ah visit ??


As Ever, Love to All, Him, xxx

[Penny Tray]

Knock, Knock.

[morag]

Hmm, think it'll take a wee bit more than that? Suggest a bucket o' really cold watter!

[Rowanside]

Whit ye snotterin aboot noo ya mad wummun ? Aw ah said wiz that ah hud a great weekend in the booling club and noo i am trying tae get ma erse back intae focus.Think ma monicle is hiding doon ma drawers.

[morag]

Need tae get yer heid back intae focus, yer erse wi' don't gie a rat' s ass aboot and thank God yer wearin' drawers!

[Rowanside]

You just keep ma cute,pert, erse oot oh this.Am back tae wearin the troosers so drawers are compulsory till the kilt goes oan fur the Scotland game. On the subject oh cute erses,ye hud a pretty cute wan yersel last time ah hud a swatch at ye (Better qualify that, she wiz walking in the toon and wearing jeans,ah widnae like yiz the think that ah clocked hur naked derie.

[morag]

They are few and far between who have..basically my husband and doctors, and there was a great deal of restraint on my part!

[Rowanside]

Ye, yur welt kent fur keepin yer jaws clamped shut.