Alan & Morag's Banter - continued ;-)

[Rowanside]

No quite,Timmy,s cage is delux,fully fitted with flush bog,state oh the art kitchin,and automatic seed ,apple and millitt disposers.Waiting on an estimate furra wee comp facility for him.

[Rowanside]

Oh yer Royal Mddenship,ah furgoat tae tell ye,wur entertain "Potters" the nicht.Need tae phone the gaffer and tell him tae get a 1/4 ton oh raw offal and a hunner boatles oh Buckie fur oor Stinson guests,And if they bring thur wummen ah better get a loa oh bannanas in as well.

[Rowanside]

Hmph,the knuckle Dragggers drew 10_10 with us.Ah wisnea there.Oot at Davids for ma eldest grand sprogs 13th.Ah forgot aboot it till Ash phoned and said she would pick me up at 7pm.Auld age is settin in ,the only birthdays i remember are Davids and baby Jessica,cos they are memerious dates.Debra, her mum,papa,run on consecutive days but can never recall the order,Got to depend on the kids to remind me.Still ,having great fun in my dotage.

[morag]

Aye, like if yood a been there itud've made a diff! An ah'm no' gonny marry ye, oan here or oanywhere else...stoap askin', ye pervert! Honest! ye run thoosands o miles away..

[morag]

Alan's obviously scunnert, his team didny beat a team he likes tae slag...I am totally not going to make this a Celtic / Rangers thing, being a Killie fan myself

[Rowanside]

Am a Killie fan,an fine ye ken. The Rovers are in the last 16 oh the Sxottish,yer Stinstoun mob never passed the starting line..Pee ess,how no merry me,?, a h come wae a bonny wee budgie

[morag]

2 birdbrains expecting me to look efter them? No thanks!

[Milda]

Brilliant Morag

[Rowanside]

Haw, Colraine Calamity,ah wiz dependin oan you tae be the morags heid midden at the waddin,but she has kicked me intae touch.Pair wee Budgie hud even set aside a corner oh his cage wi -a nice bit oh cuttlefish and a spray oh millet fur hur.Ah need tae phone the baker and cancel the "Dolly Varden",and the Palazzo tae cancel the onion rings whit ah wiz gaunnie betrow ma trough wi.

[Milda]

Aw shame

[Rowanside]

Aye Milda,am that brocken hearted, am gonnie force masel tae vistit yon Tap Shoap an droon ma sorrows. Ah better fone first and introduce masel,cos they dinnae like strangers up there

[Milda]

Aye they would never remember you Alan seeing you are never in it.