A duck walks into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar

Post by bonzo » Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:49 pm


A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?
Those wimin were in the nip.

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