Frank, ye huv excelled yersel wi that poem. Am gonnae write tae Josephine an tell hur tae bring wan o' they Davy Crockett hats wi hur as weel. We could use that as your patent of office, for no doubt you will have to be installed as "The Poet Laureate" of the Threetowns. We can get Hughie ...

Well Josephine, a' telt the big wummin ye were comin in yer barra and she wiz ower the moon. Well no really, ower the back fence and up the boattle shoap fur a boattle o hur favourite tipple. A' think its called old rotgut. Tastes like a mixture of methylated spirits and bleach wi a dash o' paraffin...

Haw Josephine,
aye you that hides doon they air raid shelters. The boys are awa hame and a'm gon tae ma bed. but no fear your tips will be posted as soon as rise from ma kip in the mornin.

Wee Boney

Josephine, great know you are coming, have got a few tips for you but can't write them up till Sunday as I've got a few drinking buddies up for a few days.

Wee (hic) Boney

So far we have ten and a half people and a Clootie Dumpling coming up fotr the reunion. Sally and George have been in touch from Tasmania and want to be definate starters. Sarah MaCateer, are you and Margaret T going to join us. Margaret's sister only lives half an hour up the road. What about all t...

Hi Josephine, dae ye want me tae book ye in fur the reunion, so far we've goat 11 and a hauf. That Maple syrup wid go weel oan ma black puddin. Efter breakfast we kin get the big wummin tae wash the remains o' the porridge oot the barra and you kin sit in it and huv yer photae taken, she might even ...

Apparently the worst storms in over 20 years are hitting Scotland at the moment. On the front page of the Scotsman today is the train going along the track at the back of Canal Street, Saltcoats with the waves breaking over the top of it.

Wee Boney

Hi Josephine, Don't know much aboot this Trina Gulliver, does she travel a lot? You'll have to enlighten me, we don't get too much informstion on some sports down here in the Antipodes. The porridge will definately be in the pink barra. Why don't ye get yersel doon here, we are up to 8 so far. Wee B...

Does anyone know how thornton went in the tournament? Maybe if he became Scottish Darts Champion, Bruiser McCallum could be his minder as well.

Wee Boney

We are now into 2005 and the reunion has now popped up on the horizon. Saturday 27th August was the agreed date that suited most. I have been looking at accomodation on the North side of Brisbane and the only Motel I can find that has a dining room is the Carseldine Palms Motel. They have a restaura...

Interesting passage in the Herald Files of 100 years ago. The Miserable 12 presented Mrs. Whatsername wi an umbrell for the use of her hall. What is interesting is, why were they so named? What was there purpose? I'm pretty sure some o' their anscestors lived in Auchenharvie Road. Wee Boney P.S. JKC...