Hi all, Has anyone got a photoghaph of the Chalet ?


I think Findlay Denver became a lecturer in politics at Lancaster University/

Oh yer Royal Mddenship,ah furgoat tae tell ye,wur entertain "Potters" the nicht.Need tae phone the gaffer and tell him tae get a 1/4 ton oh raw offal and a hunner boatles oh Buckie fur oor Stinson guests,And if they bring thur wummen ah better get a loa oh bannanas in as well.

No quite,Timmy,s cage is delux,fully fitted with flush bog,state oh the art kitchin,and automatic seed ,apple and millitt disposers.Waiting on an estimate furra wee comp facility for him.

Pee ess ,Northen Ireland 0, Scotland 3, in Dublin last night (Wed ) Celtic nations Cup

Ur ye volenteerin. ? if so ah will even get ye a sackcloth ann an egg boax furr ye tae kip in,

Aye yer wur ey nice and niffy.Fink the smelly stuff ah wore wiz cawed "Pacco Rabane".Yon "Brut" wiz like a Chinese knockin shoap in high season.Ye use tae get it fur 30bob a gallon.Nae wonder Henry Cooper floored Ali,it wiznae a punch it wiz the niff o yon "Brut" al stu...

Aye loved your niffy stuff Morag. Whit wiz it cawed ??,Ile de Bevy ?,na it wisnea that !,wiz it no Toilette eau la Hawkhill( roughley translated, Stinstun piss waater).
Ah really luv her,honest.

Hi,baw heid,(oops sorry wrang wummun),Good evening yer royal Middrnshipness,missed yer haun middens,phoned their pig sty in Kilwinnkie but they were away back tae Loonie Land (Dont i just charm birdies aff the trees ).Hope yer no well, sat oan ma specs ,result is i am now doing a post grad in micro ...

L.P whits aw this crap aboot Hur Middenshipness eatin "pommie-Granite" ? Is that an export frae Aberdeen tae Englandshire ?(Let ye figure that oot.)

I rember playing up at the old quarry opposite Primrose Vallley (Opposite the road up to Meckle Busbie) I found a rock of quartz,thought it was diamonds !!, ah the innocence of childhood.

Love to all my friends in OZ,hope everythinkg is o/k.Following your news.

Haw yer lushness, yer affy quiet ?, hus they anumels oh yours bein chewin yer bits again ?