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by bonzo
Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:25 pm
Forum: Jokes & Fun Forum
Topic: How many cats?
Replies: 2
Views: 169

How many cats?

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and then another 2, how many will you have?  Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I...
by bonzo
Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: The Scottish Premiership
Replies: 187
Views: 26260

Re: The Scottish Premiership

michaelm wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:35 pm
Deary me, one league game into the new season and a young rookie manager has already thrown the dummy oot the pram and claimed the world is against his club - and has been for years - because his player's never managed to win away from home :lol:
Kenny Miller? :lol:
by bonzo
Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: The Scottish Premiership
Replies: 187
Views: 26260

Re: The Scottish Premiership

Take celtic out of the equation and it's a very interesting league. Aberdeen, rangers, hibs, killie to win 2nd place.
by bonzo
Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:17 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: stand up if you love the darts!
Replies: 78
Views: 14312

Re: stand up if you love the darts!

Gary Anderson wins the matchplay in Blackpool. He's already pocketed £45k for hitting a 9 darter earlier in the week and £115k for winning the tournament, not bad for a pub sport.
by bonzo
Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:54 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Horse racing.
Replies: 7
Views: 282

Re: Horse racing.

Hughie, it's a quote from one of my favourite comedys father ted it means the ladies were naked
by bonzo
Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:44 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Horse racing.
Replies: 7
Views: 282

Re: Horse racing.

Hughie wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:40 pm
Sarah, it was an early scratching. Here are some details if you want to lookout for it in the future.

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Does that mean itchy horses don't win? Hahaha
by bonzo
Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: The Scottish Premiership
Replies: 187
Views: 26260

Re: The Scottish Premiership

The dream scoreline turned up yesterday in the league cup (albeit on penalties)
East Fife 4 Forfar 5.
by bonzo
Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:49 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Threetowners cycling thread
Replies: 628
Views: 67902

Re: Threetowners cycling thread

Day off today so up and out for around 7.15. My intentions were to head down to Burns Cottage a place I've not been for manys a year but unfortunately things did not go to plan. I just followed the cycle path from Ravenspark to Prestwick where I thought I could do with putting my seat up a little. A...
by bonzo
Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:56 am
Forum: Threetowners' Lounge
Topic: Local Defibrillator Locations
Replies: 8
Views: 372

Re: Local Defibrillator Locations

The defibrillators don't work like that, they basically tell the user if the person needs it and won't shock someone who doesn't.
by bonzo
Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Threetowners cycling thread
Replies: 628
Views: 67902

Re: Threetowners cycling thread

Bruce wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:30 pm
116 km, which is 72 miles. And very hilly - too hilly for me!
Again Bruce well done, but if it's to hilly for you then I'm oot :D
by bonzo
Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Threetowners cycling thread
Replies: 628
Views: 67902

Re: Threetowners cycling thread

Fantastic Bruce well done :clap: my legs are sair just reading this :lol: how was it on the mileage front?
by bonzo
Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:38 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: 2018 World Football Cup - discussion
Replies: 125
Views: 7520

Re: 2018 World Football Cup - discussion

Oh well that's it over for another 4 years. Well done France. I really thought Croatia were going to do it but hey Ho. I can remember world cups back to 1974 and I dare say a few of you can remember many more but I think that has been the best world cup so far. Plenty of goals some great football an...